The top 5 Pope Chuck's Official Pope Selector results of 359 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for Pope Chuck's Official Pope Selector.

#1	39.0%	Chuck
#2	35.7%	Trained Pigeon
#3	11.1%	Pauly Shore
#4	9.2%	Dead Opossum found on side of Interstate 12
#5	5.0%	Inanimate Carbon Rod