The top 5 are you a ninja? results of 244 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for are you a ninja?.

#1	37.7%	you are indeed a ninja i bow before you
#2	25.4%	hahaha i mock your lack of ninjaosity
#3	19.7%	i've eaten sushi that was more ninja than you
#4	10.7%	you are such a faker
#5	6.6%	u remind me of a movie where a ninja killed an ugly old man with incredible skill and power. you remind me of the old man