The top 5 What odd object *are* you? results of 390 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for What odd object *are* you?.

#1	50.5%	a hamburger
#2	22.8%	a spork
#3	17.2%	cheese in a can
#4	6.7%	some guy named Bob
#5	2.8%	an ugly shoe