The top 6 What would your name be if your drunk? results of 12331 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for What would your name be if your drunk?.

#1	24.3%	HOLY SHAIT!
#2	22.3%	Marge
#3	19.4%	Bennie
#4	19.2%	Pixy
#5	10.0%	DAMN YOUR EFFED UP!
#6	4.7%	Shit Hole