The top 10 Which evil asshole are you? results of 240 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for Which evil asshole are you?.

#1	22.1%	"Morah Etti" Raskin - You a power-hungry Israeli Oklahoman who loves torturing a select few people.
#2	16.3%	Evan Anslow - You are a filthy rich retard who treats people as possessions and comes up with the lamest reasons to hate people.
#3	12.9%	John Kerry - You are a hypocritical lying Democrat who can kill by looking at someone with your hideous face. You remind me of Frankenstein.
#4	12.5%	Ed Borroughs - You are a 90 year old contractor who could be Ken Lay's grandfather. You like stealing money from innocent people.
#5	9.6%	Elizabeth Grasso - You are a goody-two shoes friend of the administration who secretly prays to Hitler every night. You cry when people call you a racist. You hate Jews for no reason.
#6	8.8%	Matt Brower - You are a stupid person who goes through 15 girlfriends every month and is nice to people you want to be nice to.
#7	7.1%	Hitler - Don't even get me started.
#8	6.3%	Satan - Nuff said.
#9	3.3%	You failed. You are NOT evil.
#10	1.3%	Mrs. Brennan/McDonald - You are an age obsessed businesswoman-turned math teacher who everyone secretly despises.