The top 10 What Harlan Ellison short story are you? results of 161 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for What Harlan Ellison short story are you?.

#1	30.4%	Hitler Painted Roses
#2	23.6%	"Repent Harlequin" said the Ticktockman
#3	13.0%	Laugh Track
#4	11.2%	Paladin of the Lost Hour
#5	8.1%	Bleeding Stones
#6	7.5%	Deathbird
#7	3.1%	Broken Glass
#8	3.1%	Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes
#9	0.0%	Shattered Like a Glass Goblin
#10	0.0%	The Function of Dream Sleep