The top 19 How do you like your Legolas? results of 708 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for How do you like your Legolas?.

#1	16.4%	Female Elf. Either of them, really. Your tastes are so feminine they even out-gay Haldir. I really hope you’re male, or possibly gay.
#2	14.7%	Attentive Elf. Perhaps you’re a little paranoid, because you seem to like him best when he’s on the lookout for danger. Or possibly stalkers.
#3	13.8%	Assassin Elf. Heartless killer, ruthlessly accurate, relentlessly seductive. You like him sleek, swift, and, well, sodding cool.
#4	11.0%	Naked Elf. A girl can dream, can’t she?
#5	9.0%	Kick-ass-cool Elf. Whether it’s freestyle horse mounting, or knocking someone out over his shoulder, your elf is a complete dude. Nobody does it better.
#6	7.8%	Elvish Elf. Obvious, sure, but be honest, if he ordered pizza in Sindarin you’d be on your knees.
#7	4.4%	Protective Elf. Your warrior elf will protect your honour at all costs, and when he bristles with rage, you shiver with desire. And nobody blames you.
#8	4.1%	Apologetic Elf. Down. On your knees, where you belong. Bee-atch.
#9	4.0%	Wet Elf. You like ‘em soaked to the skin and ready for action. Something’s about to go down, so I prescribe a cup of cocoa and a good towelling off.
#10	3.4%	Manic Elf. Nothing like a bit of battle rage, is there? He doesn’t lose his cool all that often, so savour it when he does.
#11	2.5%	Playful Elf. Elves aren’t known for their senses of humour, but this one is the exception to almost every rule. You like him cheeky, and just think what you can do with all that youthful energy.
#12	2.3%	Pissy Elf. You’d just love the chance to get those perfectly formed hackles up, wouldn’t you? Mmm, shirty.
#13	2.3%	Puppy Elf. Must. Hug. Mournful. Elfboy.
#14	2.0%	Bad-hair Elf. He’s gotten rather boringly self-important in recent centuries, but he used to kick a huge amount of ass. Now he just hangs around and tells people what to do. But if it’s authority you take to, Elrond’s all yours.
#15	1.1%	Transvestite Elf. Hey, you answered the questions. You appear to find him attractive in a dress. Take comfort, though, at least he doesn’t have Aragorn’s beer gut.
#16	0.6%	Contemplative Elf. You like a thoughtful type of fellow, which is just as well since he does tend towards the strong, silent type. Don’t know about you, but I can think of better uses for those lips than idle chatter.
#17	0.4%	Nancy Elf. Yup, Haldir’s the boy for you. He really screws up that Caras Galadhon shot, doesn’t he?
#18	0.3%	Mountain-rescue Elf. You appreciate the ridiculous number of times he is called upon to save EVERYONE’s ass, and the humility with which he acquits his duty. How selfless of you to share your elf.
#19	0.0%	Scared Elf. Seems like everyone has a human side when the threat is real enough. There’s nothing hotter than the chinks in a hero’s armour.