The top 17 eXtreme Career Counseling results of 450 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for eXtreme Career Counseling.

#1	24.4%	Assassin
#2	15.8%	Ultraviolent Luddite
#3	12.2%	Vigilante Hero
#4	10.2%	Fugitive from Justice
#5	6.7%	Southeast Asian Pirate
#6	6.0%	Gnome of Zurich
#7	4.4%	Soldier of Fortune
#8	3.8%	Filthy, Filthy, Hippy
#9	3.6%	Drug Lord
#10	2.9%	Clone Protoype
#11	2.7%	El Presidente for Life
#12	2.4%	Mercenary
#13	2.0%	Vegan Butcher
#14	1.1%	Man in Black
#15	0.9%	Right-Wing Extremist Militia Member
#16	0.7%	Postapocalyptic Mutant
#17	0.2%	Professional Research Subject