The top 5 Are you better off smeg than dead ? results of 37 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for Are you better off smeg than dead ?.

#1	70.3%	Lister
#2	13.5%	Holly
#3	8.1%	Cat
#4	5.4%	Rimmer
#5	2.7%	Kryten