#1 | 31.9%
| Death To Smoochy - Friends come in all sizes... except for that homosexual NAZI stuffed son of Barney rhino Smoochy. DIE!!! but remember: you're stepdad's not mean, he's just adjusting | |
#2 | 25.3%
| Fight Club - Kick everyone's ass. The things you own end up owning you. and it doesn't help things that you've got M.P.D. (multiple personality disorder) | |
#3 | 14.2%
| Jurassic Park - WTF were those damn scientists thinking? DINOSAURS? PFAH! | |
#4 | 13.3%
| Dogma - Jay and Silent Bob. Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. That's ALL I have to say! | |
#5 | 7.9%
| Office Space - Someone took your stapler and the copier never EVER works because it hates YOU personally. Go hook up with a waitress and embezzle thousands of dollars and it will all be ok. Remind the guys NO SALT on the margaritas. | |
#6 | 4.3%
| Lord Of The Rings - Fantasy and adventure collide leaving us with cute little hobbits, sexxy elves, and kick-ass wizards. What more could you ask for? | |
#7 | 1.9%
| Labyrinth - Stuck in a fantasy world. But its cool cuz you’re hanging out with David Bowie and a bunch of muppets. Long Live Jim Henson! | |
#8 | 1.4%
| 13 Ghosts - It all starts with that bloodsucking LAWYER!! people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Or set free that nasty little ghosts locked away in the basement. | |