#1 | 22.9%
| Lamont - tall handsome easy going junkman | |
#2 | 15.4%
| Fred - funny grumpy joke-cracking junkman | |
#3 | 14.6%
| Donna - Fred's lovely girlfriend | |
#4 | 12.5%
| Aunt Ester - tough grouchy purse slinging relative | |
#5 | 7.0%
| Uncle Woody - henpecked booze-loving relative | |
#6 | 5.5%
| Rollo - cool groovin hip friend | |
#7 | 4.2%
| Janet - attractive lady friend | |
#8 | 4.2%
| Julio - handsome funny neighbor and friend | |
#9 | 4.2%
| Officer Hoppy - goofy cop | |
#10 | 2.3%
| Bubba - funny chunky friend | |
#11 | 2.3%
| Mrs. Fuentes - Julio's chunky mother | |
#12 | 1.8%
| Grady - looney nutty friend | |
#13 | 1.8%
| Officer Smitty - cool cop | |
#14 | 1.3%
| This is not an answer, I've taken some liberties with the scoring so each charater has a chance | |