The top 4 If you were a penis, what state are you in? results of 43 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for If you were a penis, what state are you in?.

#1	67.4%	Big time erection, you just shot seman and took a kid off of his bike!
#2	20.9%	A half way erection
#3	2.3%	Flaccid
#4	0.0%	A nice erection