The top 5 How hobosexual are you? results of 216 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for How hobosexual are you?.

#1	42.6%	There is no way you could be a hobosexual, ya prude!!
#2	31.9%	You do not have a clue what being hobosexual is all about.
#3	14.8%	*squirt* oh yeah, squishy bananas in my ass!
#4	9.3%	RIGHT ON! You are WAY hobosexual!! The ONLY way to go!
#5	1.4%	enh........ You swing several ways.