#1 | 26.6%
| A Crayola Colored Pencil. | |
#2 | 18.0%
| Dead Turtle. | |
#3 | 11.7%
| An Accident. | |
#4 | 10.2%
| A Scared Grasshopper. | |
#5 | 8.6%
| A Broken Telephone. | |
#6 | 7.8%
| A Goat Who Is Too Drunk To Drive Home. | |
#7 | 4.7%
| A Paperclip. | |
#8 | 4.7%
| An Infant Mutant Ninja Turtle Who Is Too Depressed To Eat Liver. | |
#9 | 3.9%
| A Famous Idiotic Blonde Pop Star Who Uses Too Much Whipped Cream On Ice Cream. | |
#10 | 3.9%
| A Psychotic Ant Bent On World Domination. | |