The top 10 The Completely Useless Test That Will Tell Nothing About You results of 222 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for The Completely Useless Test That Will Tell Nothing About You.       Rate Survey Says (5=best, 0=poor)
#1	46.4%	A Scared Grasshopper.
#2	15.3%	A Crayola Colored Pencil.
#3	10.4%	Dead Turtle.
#4	6.8%	An Accident.
#5	5.0%	A Broken Telephone.
#6	4.5%	A Goat Who Is Too Drunk To Drive Home.
#7	3.6%	A Paperclip.
#8	3.2%	A Famous Idiotic Blonde Pop Star Who Uses Too Much Whipped Cream On Ice Cream.
#9	2.7%	An Infant Mutant Ninja Turtle Who Is Too Depressed To Eat Liver.
#10	2.3%	A Psychotic Ant Bent On World Domination.