Humor Poll: Randomness is a Virtue Vote for your top choice from the list below. This poll is based upon the selector "Randomness is a Virtue" by The Forsaken One. Translate: Choose from this list: You are evil and have no respect for life. You have numerous dead things in your home and you leave them there. Your brain waves have been scanned thoroughly. No matches fit for whatever. I am on drugs and you enjoy eating paint. You have great respect for life and you abide all laws despite the conseqeunces. You are in a hefty amount of pain. Scream for it to come quickly. You are a cannibal. Rodents bow to your superiority. Oblivion is the highest goal in your life and yet you have no clue how to achieve it. First Graders must die for disrupting your dream. You will stop at nothing to make this happen. Eat some Tums and take a five minute break from anything and everything. Life will not kill you. THE INTELLIGENCE!!! I CAN FEEL IT RADIATING FROM YOUR MASSIVE CRANIUM, FLOWING THROUGH THE NETWORK OF HAMSTERS! HOW IT THREATENS TO OVERWHELM ME!!!! See the newest and search for polls here: