Humor Poll: Are you stalker worthy? Vote for your top choice from the list below. This poll is based upon the selector "Are you stalker worthy?" by Mandy C.. Translate Choose from this list: No, and... you're ugly. No, but hey, even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in awhile. Probably not, but I bet you're one hell'uv a pole dancer. It's possible but you may want to start wearing less clothes, or more naked. Maybe, but it sounds like you're kinda a whore. Yes, but I that may have something to do with the image you're giving off...being easy. You have "rape me" written all over you. I'd buy a personal alarm if I was you... and possibly a sharp, pointy pen. Hell yes! Can I stalk you? Ok, you're just a paranoid delusion freak. See the newest and search for polls here: