Lord of the Rings Poll: Which Elf-Lord (Lady) Are You? Vote for your top choice from the list below. This poll is based upon the selector "Which Elf-Lord (Lady) Are You?" by kid frock. Translate: Choose from this list: Thranduil-You're a greedy lush, probably a real womanizer, and you know it. Heck, you're even proud of it! Your hobbies include hoarding silver and jewels, hiding in dark forests, drinking, and taking prisoners. You musta done something right though, because your son just happens to be the vestal Legolas. Yay! Elrond-You're the great Lord Elrond, unspoken King of the Noldor and Lord of Rivendell. People look up to you, respect you, maybe even wanna be you. You're the dude that the good guy couldn't even survive without getting help from. Problem is, your wife's R-U-N-N-O-F-T, your sons've joined a gang of Dunedain, and your daughter wants to run away with your nephew. Heh, guess yer hard to live with, eh? Celeborn-Zzzzzzz! Not much can be said about you. Like Celeborn, you don't really have anything useful to say; your wife/husband does all the talking. Even your clothes are drab. But in spite of your agonizing ennui, people seem to like you. Some even find you attractive, and are willing to follow you to the ends of civilization. Galadriel-I am woman! Hear me roar! You've come a long way, baby! (And if you're a guy, disregard those last two comments...) You command attention with your sense of authority and your good looks. People love to be around you, and all you have to do is be yourself to gain a following. Your signifigant other couldn't possibly pull him/herself away from you, even in the off chance of wanting to. You have a rebellious streak, and will not be taken lightly. And the best part is, you could probably kick Fëanor's butt! Not that you'd want to, though; you're a pretty nice person. Fëanor-You're not just intense--you're on fire. You're a glowing ball of charisma, with the ability to sweep the masses into a frenzy in the wink of an eye. And you have a way of making people want to be rabidly loyal for you and your causes. Too bad you're also a big fat jerk! You hate authority, you hate your underlings, and you're probably a reincarnation of Torquemado. Your children are little hellions, who are going to grow up to be professional city-sackers--just like you, daddy-o! So it's a mystery to me why people are still swearing fealty to you... Oropher-The Japanese have a word for you, and it's Pikachu--I mean, it's fushigi. You're a mystery man, 'Rophy. Not much is known about you, except that you got sick of your snotty Noldor neighbors, and decided to pack up and head East. You don't seem to care that much for the high-and-mighty Western thinking, which is why you and your advisors assimilated into the more "primitive" Silvan culture. Your children will thank you for this--though I'm not sure I can say the same for your grandson... Elu Thingol-You ain't a bad fella. You never did anything evil, like that no-good Fëanor, so why is it that your life is going down the porcelain crown? The Dwarves hate you, the Noldor think you and your kingdom are a joke, and your only child is running away with some smelly Neanderthal of a Human. So this makes you a little bitter. And rash. And short-fused. You better watch it, fella, 'cause your smart mouth might get you into a Heck of a lotta trouble someday. Eöl-You're that Goth kid that nobody really likes. Heck, even the other Goths don't wanna be around you. You're mean and scary, and don't like the Sun--much like Gollum. You're so reclusive, that your own mother doesn't know where you live. You lack even the most basic social skills, so much that you had to kidnap your wife in order to marry her. You aren't the best parent, either, because your son helps your wife to escape to your brother-in-law's house where they can hide from you. Do us all a favor, and find yourself a finishing school--fast. And if I were you, I'd stay away from tall cliffs. Wannabe-Heyy, you're not an Elf-Lord! Sorry kid, you just don't have what it takes. If you think about it that's probably a good thing, since most of them are ruthless home-wreckers... See the newest and search for polls here: