Humor Poll: How Stoned Are YOU? Vote for your top choice from the list below. This poll is based upon the selector "How Stoned Are YOU?" by themysteriousjeffery. Translate Choose from this list: High as a Kite; you are very happoy and like talking about shit. This is fantastic. Smashed out of your Gourd; you really shouldn't be this stoned. This is fanstastic. Rude Boy; you must be executed immediately. This is most definitely not fantastic. Monged; you need a very soft place to lie down. This is fantastic. Lame- you are a bit poor, really. This is not fantastic. Munched; you need food like a mofo. This is fantastic. Party Time! You are good to go! this is fantastic. Badcore; not two ways about it. You are a legend. This is fantastic. See the newest and search for polls here: