Humor Poll: How Stoned Are YOU? Vote for your top choice from the list below. This poll is based upon the selector "How Stoned Are YOU?" by themysteriousjeffery. Translate: Choose from this list: High as a Kite; you are very happoy and like talking about shit. This is fantastic. Smashed out of your Gourd; you really shouldn't be this stoned. This is fanstastic. Rude Boy; you must be executed immediately. This is most definitely not fantastic. Monged; you need a very soft place to lie down. This is fantastic. Lame- you are a bit poor, really. This is not fantastic. Munched; you need food like a mofo. This is fantastic. Party Time! You are good to go! this is fantastic. Badcore; not two ways about it. You are a legend. This is fantastic. See the newest and search for polls here: