Religion Poll: Which evil asshole are you? Vote for your top choice from the list below. This poll is based upon the selector "Which evil asshole are you?" by Jay. Translate: Choose from this list: "Morah Etti" Raskin - You a power-hungry Israeli Oklahoman who loves torturing a select few people. Mrs. Brennan/McDonald - You are an age obsessed businesswoman-turned math teacher who everyone secretly despises. Matt Brower - You are a stupid person who goes through 15 girlfriends every month and is nice to people you want to be nice to. Evan Anslow - You are a filthy rich retard who treats people as possessions and comes up with the lamest reasons to hate people. Elizabeth Grasso - You are a goody-two shoes friend of the administration who secretly prays to Hitler every night. You cry when people call you a racist. You hate Jews for no reason. Satan - Nuff said. Hitler - Don't even get me started. John Kerry - You are a hypocritical lying Democrat who can kill by looking at someone with your hideous face. You remind me of Frankenstein. Ed Borroughs - You are a 90 year old contractor who could be Ken Lay's grandfather. You like stealing money from innocent people. You failed. You are NOT evil. See the newest and search for polls here: