Television Poll: Two And A Half Men Character Quiz Vote for your top choice from the list below. This poll is based upon the selector "Two And A Half Men Character Quiz" by OpieTaylorFan. Translate: Choose from this list: Charlie - wild playboy jingle writer piano player Alan - goofy divorced tight-wad brother Jake - funny prank-loving kid Berta - bossy sarcastic house-keeper Evelyn - multi-divorced sexy mother Rose - cute stalker psycho neighbor Judith - strong tough ex-wife of Alan's Herb - Judith's new easy going husband Candy - young sexy girlfriend of Alan's This is not an answer, I've taken some liberties with the scoring in order to give each character a chance See the newest and search for polls here: