Vote for your top choice from the list below. This poll is based upon the selector "The Completely Useless Test That Will Tell Nothing About You" by Gotenkz.
A Crayola Colored Pencil.
A Paperclip.
An Infant Mutant Ninja Turtle Who Is Too Depressed To Eat Liver.
A Scared Grasshopper.
A Broken Telephone.
A Psychotic Ant Bent On World Domination.
A Goat Who Is Too Drunk To Drive Home.
An Accident.
A Famous Idiotic Blonde Pop Star Who Uses Too Much Whipped Cream On Ice Cream.