Television Poll: Dick Van Dyke TV Show Character Quiz Vote for your top choice from the list below. This poll is based upon the selector " Dick Van Dyke TV Show Character Quiz" by OpieTaylorFan. Translate: Choose from this list: Rob Petrie - funny stumbling head comedy writer Laura Petrie - beautiful ex dancer and jealous housewife Ritchie Petrie - cute and funny scaredy cat kid Millie Helper - loud curious friendly neighbor Jerry Helper - know it all dentist and friendly neighbor Freddy Helper - rough and ready kid next door Mel Cooley - always the butt of the joke and assistant to Alan Buddy Sorrell - short funny jokester coworker Sally Rogers - man crazy blonde coworker Alan Brady - grouchy overbearing boss This is not an answer, I've taken some liberties with the scoring so each character has a chance See the newest and search for polls here: