2. Describe your ideal man/woman.
Well, he/she would have to be hot, and probably very sweet. Maybe even smart, but that sounds a little boring.
He/she would be good looking, and maybe a little self-absorbed and into their looks, but with other good qualities that outweigh that.
Cute, funny, and maybe a little dorky and weird, but that would be something I love about him/her.
A little neurotic and high maintenance, but a nice, cool, and good looking person in the end.
Hot.
Good-looking and sweet, but also quirky and understanding of those that are.
Not sure

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3. Describe your ideal date.
A candlelit dinner with champagne and music, and then a moonlit walk through the park. Maybe sex afterwards.
Wine, conversation, sex, and I get to show them some of my supercool fossil slides.
Date stuff, then sex.
Dinner, drinks, and very kinky sex.
I cook him/her dinner.
I have a date? Really?
Not sure

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4. What is your favorite animal?
A cat. Graceful and a little stuck up.
A puppy or dog. Cute and loveable, but not the most genius.
Dinosaurs are the coolest!!!!
A cobra. Sly, tough, and "street smart".
A hawk. Majestic and pretty, but can also be quite dangerous.
An ostrich. Awkward and always putting it's head in the sand.
Not sure

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5. What is one of your most prominent traits?
I'm a little neurotic, especially about cleaning.
I care a lot about my looks.
I'm funny. I tell lots of jokes.
I'm smart. I'm a DOCTOR. ......What do you mean I'm not REALLY a doctor?
I'm pretty quirky, a real odd ball and wild card.
I'm not that bright, but I'm certainly good lookin'.
Not sure

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6. What is one of your hobbies?
Foosball.
Cooking.
Shopping.
Science and Paleontology.
Playing guitar.
Watching TV, especially Baywatch.
Not sure

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7. One of your Friends suggests a game of football. Your response is...
...I'm not allowed to play. I get too competitive.
I've never played, but I'm excited to try.
Bring it on! I'll wipe the floor with you!
I've never even held one before.
I'm a dropper.
Not sure

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8. What is your opinion on marriage and/or commitment in relationships?
Um...you won't hear my opinion because once I hear those words leave your mouth you'll find a me-shaped hole in the wall.
I'm perfectly content having sex with a different guy/girl every week.
Maybe someday, if I meet the right person.
I love marriage! I've been married/I am married.
I would love to get married and have kids someday, hopefully soon.
Not sure

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9. Your job interview went okay, but you know if you perhaps got cozy with your interviewer, the job would be yours. What do you do?
Sleep with them. Simple.
Um, nothing! I have my integrity!
Are they hot?
I'm in a relationship, and therefore would not feel comfortable doing such things. I'm sure my partner would agree, right honey?
Not sure

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10. Your parents are coming to dinner. How do you feel?
Nervous. They've always hated me.
Excited to see them! I'm their favorite!
I hope mom brings lasagna!
My parents make me...uncomfortable. It's never too fun.
My parents are divorced; it might be nice as long as they're not in the same room together.
That'll be a neat trick, seeing as they're dead!
Not sure

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11. Oh look! There's a hot girl/guy, and you're totally single. What do you do?
How YOU doin'?
Try to seduce them. Quick! Pretend I just said something funny and laugh!
I'll probably try to say something clever, but in all honesty, I can't flirt.
Obviously, a little flirting, but I might be nervous to approach
Approach, definitely. A few clever lines, some witty banter and BAM! They'll be mine.
I'd open with a joke...but I doubt it'll work
Not sure

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12. Yay...sort of. You just turned 30. How do you celebrate?
Go out and buy a nice mid-life crisis transport, likely some form of red sports car.
Hide in my room. I am NOT 30 yet! I'm just going to skip this birthday.
Go out and get drunk.
Age one year.
I have goals I want to accomplish each year. I will be just finishing up my last goal for 30.
Why, god, WHY?????? We had a deal!!!!!!!
Not sure

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13. What is one of your "special talents"?
I am gifted with the electric keyboard and/or karate.
I give the best bad massages.
I am very good at getting the guy/girl.
I make sock bunnies.
Fear of commitment.
Sex.
Not sure

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14. How's your money situation?
I hate my job, but it makes me a ton.
I've gone from a horrible bad-paying job to a well-paying job I love over a course of many years.
I get jobs every once in a while, and often have money problems, but sometimes I have a steady one that pays well!
I like my job, and I make an okay amount of money.
I've been unemployed for a while, but the jobs I've had pay quite well indeed.
I love my job, and the money is great.
Not sure

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15. Last, but not least, pick a word.
Couture
Hollandaise
Floopy
Fossil
A word. Hahaha! I crack myself up!
Two Pizzas
Not sure

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