2. You visit the doctor after severe back pain. He tells you that you have scoliosis. What do you do?
Tell the doctor "I'm not worried about it."
Go do squats in the gym that night.
Punch the Doctor.
Fall asleep on the examination table in the doctor's office.
Not sure

What priority do you place on your selection above? Low     High

3. Your unit has spent months collecting precious artifacts for your unit history exhibit. How do store them?
Neatly collect items behind your desk.
Randomly store items outside the office building next to a trash can.
I'm not worried about it.
Pile items onto someone else's desk.
Not sure

What priority do you place on your selection above? Low     High

4. You're late to work (again). Your co-workers let you know that the boss is looking for you and that he is furious. What are your actions?
If it's important, he'll come find me.
I didn't show up to work. I did an extra 3 hours at the gym.
Man O' Man!
Still sleeping or at a doctor's appointment.
Not sure

What priority do you place on your selection above? Low     High

5. Last night at the gym you rolled 515 pounds off your neck doing squats. What do you do the next day?
Squat 545 lbs.
Tell your co-workers that your body is different.
Watch old boxing videos and fall asleep at your workstation.
Invent a new excersise that involves rolling ungoldy ammounts of weight off of your neck.
Not sure

What priority do you place on your selection above? Low     High

6. The Iraqis have labeled you a vicious war criminal. What is your nickname?
The Baby Killing Bandit
The China-man
The Chariman
The Baghdad Butcher
Not sure

What priority do you place on your selection above? Low     High

7. Complete the following sentence: Pain is __________?
Necessary to realizing my potential as the greatest fighter of all time
Something I don't worry about, my body is different!
God's way of saying "Slow down tough guy."
A result of overworking and injuring my body, coupled with a failure to acknowledge my limits as a mortal
Not sure

What priority do you place on your selection above? Low     High

8. You ultimate goal in life is to be a _______________?
Boxing Champion
Broken bitter man
example to children to stay in school and study hard
A peaceful wanderer
Not sure

What priority do you place on your selection above? Low     High

9. You have been notified that you will be deployed to Iraq for 12 months. What do you do with all of your personal belongings?
Carefully plan and execute a well thought out process for storing my items.
It'll be alright!
Give my things to all of my friends in the area, fully expecting them to be returned to me in the end.
Burn all of my belongings and start over fresh.
Not sure

What priority do you place on your selection above? Low     High

10. You throw a punch. What sound does it make when it connects with its target?
KABOOOOOOMMMMMMMM
POOOOOW POW POW
THUMP
SLAP
Not sure

What priority do you place on your selection above? Low     High

11. You are sparring with another guy and he punches you in the kidney. What do you do?
Retrieve his balls through his throat.
Pee blood for a week
Crush his soul
It had no effect because i'm the greatest of all greats
Not sure

What priority do you place on your selection above? Low     High

12. What is ROE?
A "Guildline"
A specific set of rules that I must adhere to, and ensure my men adhere to.
Things you use to paddle boats
Beats me I just kill people
Not sure

What priority do you place on your selection above? Low     High

13. How many hours, on a typical day, do you spend in the gym?
Never enough
AGHGHGHHGHGHGHG
MAN O' MAN
5-6 hours
Not sure

What priority do you place on your selection above? Low     High

14. You're at work, falling asleep. How do you play it off when your co-workers catch you?
Bob my head up and down like Im listening to music and avoid eye contact
Stretch out and exclaim MAN O' MAN
Throw a few deadly jabs to get the blood flowing again.... POW POW POW
Open eyes for a few seconds before going back to happy land...
Not sure

What priority do you place on your selection above? Low     High

15. The XO asks you where the unit history reports are for the last six months (which you know you haven't done). What do you do?
Attempt to be at the gym most of the day to avoid said confrontation.
Lie and say you are hard at work when your true evil plan is to ride it out until you ETS
Yeah I ain't worried about it...
Immediatly begin compiling necesarry data. Explain to XO you have been through a rough patch in your life but your back on track.
Not sure

What priority do you place on your selection above? Low     High

16. A new reporter arrives to your unit. What do you do to impress him?
Show them secret information that they are not allowed to look at.
Take them to the Battle Map and "explain" the situation to them.
Explain to them that your not worried about it (blow them off)
Show them my "This is who I am" statement and notify them about my open door policy.
Not sure

What priority do you place on your selection above? Low     High

17. It's the middle of the work day, 1400 hours (2:00 PM) what are you doing?
Fighting to stay awake
Leave to go take a nap, sometimes for the day
Lose the fight and sleep at my desk in plain sight of my superiors.
In the gym!
Not sure

What priority do you place on your selection above? Low     High

18. Hypothetically, say you try to be a professional boxer and it does not work out. What do you do?
Let there be no doubters!!!!!!!!!!
Oh Man!
Stay in Army and let the taxpayers suffer
Wander the Earth in search of Nirvana
Not sure

What priority do you place on your selection above? Low     High

19. Which statement make the least amount of sense?
The speed of my endurance
The quickness of my strength
It'll be alright (when it clearly will not be alright)
My body is different (When it is clearly not different)
Not sure

What priority do you place on your selection above? Low     High

20. Which statement best describes you?
The Greatest of all Greats
Washed up and broken at age 25
Man O' Man
What was the question again?
Not sure

What priority do you place on your selection above? Low     High

21. You're standing toe-to-toe with your arch-nemesis. He is 100 pounds heavier and 11 inches taller. What do you do?
One word: " POW!"
Take a swing, get bear-hugged, thrown on the ground, spend time in Leavenworth.
I ain't worried about it!
Doesn't matter how big the foe is, my body is different.
Not sure

What priority do you place on your selection above? Low     High

22. You've been out of the army for six months. You've lost 30 pounds because you are living on $5 a day. Your dreams of being a professional boxer are crushed. What do you do?
Just gotta work harder.
check into a homeless shelter, become the greatess Bum-fighter of all time.
Re-join the army as a civil-affairs officer, work at BDE
Coach boxing at a run-down gym in downtown El Paso, re-living the glory days.
Not sure

What priority do you place on your selection above? Low     High

23. You'd like to leave the U.S. Army and need to turn in a packet which requires a good deal of work to put together, submit, and follow-on coordination. What do you do?
Forge important paperwork because you fear speaking to people
Do nothing, knowing I can stay in the Army and get paid well for awhile longer before they catch on and kick me out.
It'll be Alright (delusional)
Realize that the future is pressing down upon me and get my butt in gear.
Not sure

What priority do you place on your selection above? Low     High

24. You meet a good-looking girl at a pizza shop on the FOB. You think she digs you. What do you do?
Buy a cappuccino, even though you don't like them, then drink it and comment on how bad it tastes.
Brag about your 200 victories as an amatuer boxer.
Approach the counter numerous times asking for small items...sugar, mustard, salt.
Ask her if she would like to work at the gym for 3 hours...and challenge her to roll 515 lbs off her neck.
Not sure

What priority do you place on your selection above? Low     High

25. You're faced with a life-altering decision. How do you handle it?
Work out for 4 hours in the gym, then stay up till 0300 in the morning and watch movies on the BDE sharedrive
Tell yourself that it'll be alright.
Jump between manic states of down and out depression and bag-punching, top of the world feelings.
Sleep in till 0930 and be late to work.
Not sure

What priority do you place on your selection above? Low     High

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