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Depression and Boats

1. Feelings of sadness, irritability or seasickness?
Yes No N/A

2. Urge to do inappropriate things, or to unfurl sails at inappropriate times?
Yes No N/A

3. Changes in weight, appetite or location at sea?
Yes No N/A

4. A sense of travelling forward through water?
Yes No N/A

5. Feelings of guilt, hopelessness, worthlessness or of being on a boat?
Yes No N/A

6. Inability to concentrate, remember things, make decisions or walk around on land?
Yes No N/A

7. Strong urge to yell "har" at inappropriate times?
Yes No N/A

8. Fatigue, loss of energy, calloused "rower's hands"?
Yes No N/A

9. Restlessness or decreased activity, particularly activity that normally takes place on land?
Yes No N/A

10. Complaints of physical aches and pains for which no medical explanation can be found?
Yes No N/A

11. Increasingly common thoughts of suicide or land?
Yes No N/A

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