Selector? Mia put you up to this, didn't she? -_-
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Sometimes I wonder exactly how he (you know who I'm talking about XD) gets his pants to fit properly with that stick wedged up his ass.
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Talk of the stick gives me an insane urge to find my crayons...
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I'm surrounded by idiots. Must... shoot/blast/maim them all... *fingers twitch*
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Am I naive? Ano... I don't think so. Huh? *glances over shoulder* What's what?
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I'm the bish your mother warned you about. *leer*
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*sings* It's not easy being green!
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... Mia DID put you up to this.
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Folding metal chairs, hair dye, fishnets, and Estelle getty scare the puuchuus out of me. No, really, I cry like the baby I am when the fangirls get near me with a curling iron. Yep, fetal position, here I come...
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ONNA!
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Give me crayons, paper and an imagination and I'll give you one happy person. ^_^
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... don't look at me like that. *shakes finger* You really DO have a dirty mind.
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Food and/or Sake make the world go round! ^___^
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Never underestimate the power of a fan. Yeah, snicker all you want, I know deep in your heart you're all aquiver with phear.
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*snickers* Quiver...
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*blush* Maybe we should refrain from statements like that... after all, there could be children in the room...
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Death? It's not so bad. And besides, a little fangirl magic goes a looooong way in fixing that.
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Some people accuse me of being ill-equipped for my chosen occupation. I see it more as keeping my options open.
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There's nothing like a little bloodletting to let someone know you -really- care. *creepy smile*
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Me... crave attention? Never. *launches fireworks and waves banners reading 'look at me'*
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Some say only women go through the change-- obviously they haven't met me. XD
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Moodswings? Split personalities? Please... the voices in -my- head happen to have their own identities, thank you very much. ^_^
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I often feel as if the object of my affections is out of my grasp. Romeo and Juliet are -weaklings-, let's just say.
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I'm a self-centered Cajun tight-assed oracle that has problems expressing his deeply rooted feelings of jealousy and angst. Oh, and I pad my ass. No, really, I just thought it was time to admit it. Sooo... who wants Jem to play us a song?
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