Can you speak a second language fluently or almost fluently?
True		False

Are your friends incredibly obnoxious and unfriendly?
True		False

Do you have a long-distance relationship?
True		False

Are you from a desolate, godforsaken land?
True		False

Are you a notable/notorious whore?
True		False

Were you an "accident"?
True		False

Do you eat meat?
True		False

Have you ever deep-fried anything yourself?
True		False

Do you have a mac?
True		False

Do you like the Jesus thing?
True		False

Do you walk around in your underwear in mixed company because it's not a big deal?
True		False

Did you skip any years of school because you were just too smart for those provincial bastards?
True		False

Do you play or attempt to play a musical instrument?
True		False

Are you an "artist"?
True		False

Are you really passionate about a particular musical?
True		False

Are you among the most sexually experienced in your group of friends?
True		False

Do you have pretty small feet?
True		False

Do you or did you ever have unusually long hair?
True		False

Do your friends really like your mom (not like that)?
True		False

Do you tend to go to bed at a reasonable hour?
True		False