Are you tired of reading books with no pictures or conversation?
True		False

Are you always late?
True		False

Have you ever gotten threatened or thrown out of a place for singing off key?
True		False

Do people sometimes call you a rude obnoxious, pompous (FILL IN THE BLANK)?
True		False

Do you have an unbearably short temper?
True		False

Are you childlike?
True		False

Are you often confused?
True		False

Do you often get left behind when others go places?
True		False

Are you a dreamer?
True		False

Do you often do things that you shouldn't do?
True		False

Can you stand on your head?
True		False

Have you ever been in an insane asylum or visited one?
True		False

Do you drink tea?
True		False

Does your sister's droning voice make you fall asleep?
True		False

Do you mistake random people on the streets for one of your servants?
True		False

Does your spouse boss you around constantly?
True		False

Do you get lost easily?
True		False

Have you ever been terrified of a happening and then wake up to find it was all a dream?
True		False

Do you have a cat?
True		False

ARE you a cat?
True		False

Are you a twin?
True		False

Do you rhyme all the time?
True		False

Do you find you help out unsuspecting strangers who have gotten themselves into a bit of trouble?
True		False

Has the phrase "off with your head!" ever been directed your way?
True		False