What are you looking at?
True		False

--Not sure?-- Did you just say you're not sure?!
True		False

Did Courtney kill Kurt?
True		False

Do you consume prescription medication?
True		False

--Strung into joints?
True		False

Could you possibly be described as a drama queen?
True		False

Do you bite your nails often?
True		False

Are common conversations with your parents often over 190 decibels?
True		False

Have you ever referred to someone or something as --The Man--?
True		False

Do you shop at Hot Topic?
True		False

--But just for the eery relief of slam dancing in the dressing room?
True		False

Have you ever slapped somebody intentionally?
True		False

--Was it someone who gave birth to you?
True		False

Do you often urge to cross your hands across your chest defensively?
True		False

Do you write poetry?
True		False

--With a fountain pen?
True		False

--In a little black notebook?
True		False

--While listening to Alanis?
True		False

Do you not like the drugs, but the drugs like you?
True		False

Do you visit a shrink?
True		False

--Does he or she roll his/her eyes in blatant exasperation of your petty suburban existence?
True		False

Do you wish to move far, far away, since your town is distressing, subdued, and overall a corroding piece of deadwood surrendered to the vile River Styx?
True		False

Do you have an uncanny fascination with blood, dragons, skulls, or anal intercourse?
True		False

Will you just leave me alone, already?
True		False