Do you have antennae, be honest?
True		False

Ever report someone to the authorities for having head pigeons?
True		False

have you had head pigeons?
True		False

Are you terrified of germs, but only when wearing special goggles?
True		False

chocolate bubblegum?
True		False

Do you like big pink piggys?
True		False

gothic much?
True		False

do you think that aliens are invading your planet and no one else cares?
True		False

is your father a mad scientist?
True		False

do you wear a dog suit over your robot skin?
True		False

are your eyes red?
True		False

is there a secret laboratory in your basement?
True		False

do you always wear a silly little backpack that contains a jet pack?
True		False

Are you a giant pink piggy?
True		False

are you an insanely old teacher?
True		False

are cupcakes and tuna fish more important than chippy thingys and fuel?
True		False

did you even understand the last question?
True		False

have you sent a student to the nurse for havig a pencil lodged in his brain, but before you did, asked him how far up there it really was?
True		False

do you ever sing the doom song?
True		False

are you from earth?
True		False