This quiz tests Is your TV your soulmate? What is this thing "Television" that you speak of? You have no interest whatever. You've probably seen one another before but paid little attention. Television Knowledge Quizzes, Trivia, IQ Tests

This Television IQ Quiz is based upon the selector Is your TV your soulmate? by Nicole J.
Test your knowledge of:
What is this thing "Television" that you speak of? You have no interest whatever. You've probably seen one another before but paid little attention.

Show what you know by answering true or false to the following. Answer ''false'' if neither applies or if you're not sure. Your score will be calculated on the next page.

Your first question is below.

Does your TV have a name? (I mean a first [and possibly a middle name], not the brand.)

True False

Does your TV set have a gender? (i.e. the gender you're sexually attracted to?)

True False

Is your TV set an integral part of your sex life? i.e. Do you regularly have to clean spunk or other natural fluids off your TV set after an *intimate encounter*?

True False

Do you watch more than six hours of TV daily?

True False

Do you find yout TV set physically attractive? So much so that your eyes become glazed and your crotch becomes inflamed when thinking about it?

True False

Are your deepest, darkest fantasies in technicolor and surround sound?

True False

Do you have digital cable and/or a satellite dish?

True False

Do you find yourself constantly facing tough decisions, such as "attend 10 year high school reunion?" or "watch M*A*S*H*" marathon on TV Land?"

True False

When relating a story to a friend, do you sometimes lose track of whether it happened to someone you know or whether it took place on TV?

True False

Do you hyperventilate when you have company over and they have the nerve to pick up your remote?

True False

Do you sleep with your remote control on your pillow - you know, just for er...security?

True False

Do you keep track of time based on what shows are on? For example, "Days of Our Lives=time to eat?"

True False

Now that you have answered all the questions, continue to the Show Me My Score button below.