This quiz tests How Borkish Are You? Total lack of Borkishness. Humor Knowledge Quizzes, Trivia, IQ Tests

This Humor IQ Quiz is based upon the selector How Borkish Are You? by Irk.
Test your knowledge of:
Total lack of Borkishness.

Show what you know by answering true or false to the following. Answer ''false'' if neither applies or if you're not sure. Your score will be calculated on the next page.

Your first question is below.

Is your name Bork?

True False

Does it rhyme with Pork?

True False

Does it mean Bork?

True False

Do you have a mysterious and unexplainable origin?

True False

Are you a Leo?

True False

Are you as tall as Bork is?

True False

Do you have the figure of Bork?

True False

Is your hair typical of the hair that Bork has?

True False

Is your daily attire a pair of fuzzy dice and a smile?

True False

Can you fly?

True False

When chased, do you proceed with a brisk gait?

True False

Is your bloodtype B?

True False

For Bork?

True False

Do you cherish totalitarian dictators, shiny things, and dental work?

True False

What about shiny totalitarian dentists?

True False

Painting the bathtub : fun?

True False

Are you a friend of Colonel Sanders?

True False

Is syrup sticky when you touch it?

True False

Do you have the amazing power to exist in the current space-time continuum?

True False

Is your shoe a yark?

True False

Is it a weapon?

True False

Is the other a yark?

True False

Is it a weapon?

True False

Are you desparate to poke things?

True False

Now that you have answered all the questions, continue to the Show Me My Score button below.