I'm so degraded, I don't care. I'm just elated to be here.
True		False

All my friends will have their day.
True		False

It isn't what it seems when it seems like what it is...is everything you've ever wanted.
True		False

I talk, you talk, we talk together
True		False

I really, really, REALLY like this mustache of mine..
True		False

Boys set the table, Girls bake the cake.
True		False

I strongly believe that Neil Diamond is the greatest singer/songwriter/performer of all time.
True		False

I strongly believe that anyone who thinks that Neil Diamond is the greatest singer/songwriter/performer of all time needs to be smacked in the head.
True		False

I do not want to be Smacked in the head.
True		False

I am at a loss for words, hard as that may be to believe.
True		False

I enjoy long barefoot walks on the beach, dinner under candlelight, and cuddling by the fireplace.
True		False

I enjoy long barefoot walks on the highway, dinner under a 10,000 watt Searchlight, and cuddling in the fireplace.
True		False

I just want to enjoy my socks in peace and quiet....so leave me alone!
True		False

I will eat Ketchup flavored potato chips.
True		False

I will NOT eat Ketchup flavored potato chips.
True		False

I bathe in Ketchup.
True		False

I think Aaron's a Dork.
True		False

I think Jim's a Dork.
True		False

I think Funko T. Jivemaster is the most swinginest, happening, semi-fictional percussionist and fan club facist dictator EVER, and I love him!! I love him, I love him, I love him!!!!
True		False