Are you actually a form-shifting green alien?
True		False

What about an aggressive mini-lop?
True		False

Do you suffer from bouts of unpredictable PMS?
True		False

Do you have a boyfriend that enjoys buying teletubby cards?
True		False

Do you have a green army trench coat?
True		False

Do you run around screaming that you have 'big pants'?
True		False

Are you in love with an adorable dog-demon?
True		False

Did you ever rescue Bob from angry Virginia citizens?
True		False

Do you even know who Bob is, you freaky person?
True		False

Did you ever have cybersex with a frizzy-haired transvestite freak?
True		False

What about an 80-year-old woman who sells cheese on infomercials?
True		False

Do you frequently imagine killing off people with an invisible bazooka?
True		False

Can you make squeaking noises?
True		False

What about mewing noises?
True		False

Did you, at any time, own an evil rabbit?
True		False

Do you use hair gel? Daily?
True		False

Do you frequently have large sums of money in your pockets?
True		False

Are you short?
True		False

Are you annoying?
True		False

Do you spike your hair every once in a while to be 'cool'?
True		False

Are you, in any way, related to General Robert E. Lee?
True		False

Do you have a psychotic cat named Patch?
True		False

Do you have a skeery boyfriend?
True		False

Do you make him not run over evil rednecks with a tractor even if a nice person begs you to let him?
True		False