Are you 5' 5" or shorter?
True		False

Do you like 50's horror movies?
True		False

Do you like to punch people in the head?
True		False

Has anyone ever beat you up with one hand behind their back?
True		False

Has anyone ever told you "you'd be hot if you took that shit off your face"?
True		False

Do you actually play a musical instrument?
True		False

Do you write songs?
True		False

Do you put "whoa-oh-whoooa" in ALL of them?
True		False

Has your older sybling ever gotten you a job?
True		False

Have you ever claimed to have been disabled, unable to work, yet toured with a punk band?
True		False

Do you secretly wish you were a pro-wrestler?
True		False

Do you like modern horror movies?
True		False

Can you STILL pick up hot girls/guys at a bar, even while wearing a bones shirt and skeleton gloves?
True		False

Do you like being on stage because you're not tall enough to punch people in the head otherwise?
True		False

Do you yell "1-2-3-4!!!" before starting new projects, for no apparent reason?
True		False

Have you ever been beat up buy someone 5' 5" or shorter?
True		False

Have you ever chased a buttrocker down the street?
True		False

Are you able to laugh at yourself?
True		False

Do you think "Monster Mash" is actually spooky?
True		False

Do you wear suits?
True		False

Have you ever felt the urge to add "Wolfgang Von Frankenstein" to your name, for no apparent reason?
True		False

Do you always have to remind people that you were a part of a certain group or project?
True		False

Do you take orders with a smile on your face?
True		False

Do you seek the mastery of earth?
True		False