Do you use the F-word as a word in an African language or an acceptable way to pronounce a name?
True		False

When someone insults you, do you slap them (yes) or attack them with the FLYING WINDMILL (no)?
True		False

If something strange happened around the office, would you be more inclined to believe it was part of the aliens plan for global domination (yes) or of an evil man with a mask, cape and a black and white striped outfit (no)?
True		False

Is this quiz completely bogus and are you, sir, bogus as well?
True		False

Do you uncannily resemble two other people your co-workers have met?
True		False

Do you have trouble holding down a job?
True		False

Have you ever slept with a coworker?
True		False

Are you Men's Room material?
True		False

Which turns you on more, magic tricks (yes) or getting angry (no)?
True		False

Are you more likely to take naked pictures of yourself and show them to your co-workers (yes) or draw pictures of what you think your co-workers look like naked (no), or walk around you co-workers naked (not sure)?
True		False

Which are scarier: hippies (yes) or the shoe-stealing witch from The Wizard of Oz (no)?
True		False

Do you find you often need to draw pictures in order to explain one of your anecdotes?
True		False

Are you half-loaded right now?
True		False

Do you want to be the boss?
True		False

Do you live in constant fear of becoming stupider, and therefore feel the need to compulsively re-take the SATS?
True		False

When you pretend to be British, does it involve dressing up like a rocker and yelling "MAYHEM!" whenever possible (yes), or hiring two elderly British people willing to pretend to be your parents?
True		False

When you're feeling stressed, do you like to shake out the sillies (yes) or beat up people who like to shake out the sillies (no)?
True		False

Are you addicted to computer solitaire?
True		False

When you feel the urge to sing, do you interupt other people who can sing a lot better than you (yes), or do you quietly tape yourself singing into a recorder (no)?
True		False

Did your father do more psychological damage to you than any guest of Jerry Springer's father has?
True		False

Does someone, somewhere, want you crazy?
True		False

Do you rest up for that big sale at Baby Gap?
True		False

Are you, or is any member of your family, Canadian?
True		False

Before we die...can I see you naked?
True		False