I dig scrawny goth white boys who can rap faster than a chihuahua on crack.
True		False

I enjoy the crusty stuff that forms around toenails.
True		False

I like my groceries bagged in plastic, not paper.
True		False

I prefer trance music over rave.
True		False

I've always wanted to get laid in a dumpster.
True		False

I eat dead babies.
True		False

I dig mohawks and/or purple hair.
True		False

I love a guy who can break every bone in my body in the blink of an eye.
True		False

Fender guitars are far more sexy than Ibanez guitars.
True		False

Jhonen Vasquez rocks my world.
True		False

I like to lick sweaty things.
True		False

Life... is life.
True		False

I goed pee-pee on me.
True		False

The new Stabbing Westward album is terrible cheese-rock.
True		False

I'm not prejudiced or anything, but I like to piss on the local Amish folk.
True		False

Body odor turns me on.
True		False

J-pop turns me on even more.
True		False

Trent Reznor's a genius, but Robert Smith is a god.
True		False

Tentacle sex!
True		False

I like macho guys who don't take no jibba-jabba from nobody.
True		False

Cappuccino is the coolest thing to come along since canned Spam.
True		False

When it comes to whiteboy rap, Beastie Boys could take on the Kottonmouth Kings any day.
True		False

Skinny Puppy is a lot better than KMFDM will ever be.
True		False

The Downward Spiral rocked, but The Fragile was even better.
True		False