This quiz tests Are you cool enough to be on the Sparta High School Ski Team? cool enough (for Vernon, you loser) Weird Knowledge Quizzes, Trivia, IQ Tests

This Weird IQ Quiz is based upon the selector Are you cool enough to be on the Sparta High School Ski Team? by The voice of reason.
Test your knowledge of:
cool enough (for Vernon, you loser)

Show what you know by answering true or false to the following. Answer ''false'' if neither applies or if you're not sure. Your score will be calculated on the next page.

Your first question is below.

I perform abnormal sexual practices with my dog. (Ha...I warned you!)

True False

I can ski!

True False

My friends would never betray me for their own amusement and petty personal interest.

True False

I am psyched about carrying my team to glorious victory.

True False

I command respect at all times due to my stately presence.

True False

Laughing at the misfortune of others is just, plain wrong. I never do that. No. Never. Ever.

True False

I love to laugh.

True False

Assistant coaches are usually stupid, loud, repetitive, and deserve no respect whatsoever.

True False

Finding large objects in open areas is difficult for me.

True False

If a kid resembles a bull frog, cannot ski, insults others for no reason, talks loudly, and is named Anthony, I will harass him until he quits the ski team because he sucks so much.

True False

Now that you have answered all the questions, continue to the Show Me My Score button below.