Do you like your job?
True		False

Do you constantly change hair, clothes, ethnicity, and accent?
True		False

Do you swear a lot? We mean A LOT!
True		False

Do you break things?
True		False

Do you act out scenes from movies or plays?
True		False

Do you talk to camera to accent your true feelings?
True		False

Are you a slacker?
True		False

Do you tell people to do work they aren't doing?
True		False

Do you tell people to do work they already did?
True		False

Do you give a shit if people do work or not?
True		False

Do you care about the historical significance of the Loch Ness Monster?
True		False

Do you sleep in your car?
True		False

Can your car go 100mph down Page Mill?
True		False

Do all your friends work at "real" jobs, while you work at a "fake" store? Say, a record store?
True		False

Do you enjoy working on the same job for, say, forever?
True		False

Do you want to quit?
True		False

Are you filled with a quiet rage?
True		False

Do you like Sea Lions?
True		False

Do you befriend idiots?
True		False

Are you genuinely and sickeningly optomistic abou the nature of the human race?
True		False

Do you work at ALL?
True		False

Do you like your co-workers?
True		False

Do you tend to not give borrowed stuff back?
True		False

Do you think Brian Stempien is an insane bastard child?
True		False