Why make a movie quickly when you can drag it out for twelve months?
True		False

I think all choir girls are hot. Scratch that- all girls.
True		False

Drugs are bad. They are the cause of all my problems. Whenever I do something wrong, it's the fault of my perscription medecine.
True		False

Two words: Elm Way.
True		False

I'm a lot hornier than you might think.
True		False

I am just as horny as you would think.
True		False

I'm not as horny as you think. Really. Love me! Please?
True		False

Emika has a big head.
True		False

Your momma is so fat, one time she sat on a jelly bean and it became a jelly flat bean.
True		False

Just because something has been on the ground and in someone else's mouth and has elmer's glue on it, it doesn't mean you can't eat it.
True		False

I am hung like a horse.
True		False

There's nothing wrong with drinking, but you might as well fool around wth me while you're drunk, otherwise what's the point of drinking, eh?
True		False

Look at me, I'm too good for theater class.
True		False

I don't need to learn my lines. I'll just make some shit up.
True		False

The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (abridged) is going to be the most awesome brown bag ever.
True		False

But Picasso at the Lapine Agile was cool too, right?
True		False

So people make fun of me in high school. When I get to college, I'm going to be the coolest person there.
True		False

I can't believe I cast Andre in the Ghost of Joe Papp.
True		False

Boob jobs are fun and easy. Yes! Boob jobs for everyone!
True		False

When I grow up, I want to be a filmmaker.
True		False

When I grow up, I want to be an actor. No, I'm already an actor. Maybe a computer programmer.
True		False

When I grow up I want to be a male prostitute. But I'd only be hired by good-looking girls.
True		False

I don't know what I'm going to be when I grow up. I can't do anything. I'm totally worthless. Tell me how not worthless I am.
True		False

Julie Lake is the most gorgeous girl ever.
True		False