I am lazy and fat and want someone else to bring me stuff to eat.
True		False

Robots are superior to humans and should rule the universe.
True		False

Cleopatra 2525 was the greatest show ever in the history of mankind.
True		False

It is fun to yell things in German.
True		False

All of my friends are freaks who do bizarre yet humorous things.
True		False

If I found a ticking alarm clock, I would stick it up my ass.
True		False

I never worry, because I have a clown.
True		False

People often mistake me for world leaders such as Al Gore or Richard Nixon.
True		False

FIRE THE OVENS
True		False

The whole point of swearing me to secrecy is to make sure I tell everyone.
True		False

A strong military is necessary for the defense of the universe.
True		False

It's sometimes difficult for others to tell what gender I am.
True		False

I often sing nonsense songs to people.
True		False

Never trust little girls.
True		False

Big flowing robes are a cool fashion statement.
True		False