I sometimes have problems with staying alive, but I usually work it out.
True		False

I'm secretly a guitar god.
True		False

I sometimes find myself strangely attracted to evil.
True		False

I like both pie and cake.
True		False

I'm quite fond of that Christina Aguilera song "Genie in a Bottle".
True		False

You wouldn't believe the things under my bed!
True		False

Although I have no breath, I can somehow continue to chain smoke.
True		False

I have a crush on a floppy-haired boy.
True		False

One of my siblings sports some rather manly facial hair.
True		False

I have to admit I've dabbled a little in evil.
True		False

Sometimes I feel that there's just nothing of substance inside me.
True		False

I had a crush on a guy that in another life could have been an alien.
True		False

I have an enchanting personality.
True		False

I'm quite handy with a wrecking ball.
True		False

Before I really found my inner demon, I used to write some horrible poetry.
True		False

I rely heavily upon hand gesturing when I'm driving.
True		False

I've dated outside my species.
True		False

I'm quite popular with powerful people.
True		False

The sombrero makes a fetching accessory.
True		False

I sometimes feel that something in my brain keeps me from reaching my true potential.
True		False

This one time, at band camp, I became a bad man's butt monkey.
True		False

Sometimes I can be so scatter-brained.
True		False

Monkeys and ice. It doesn't get better than that!
True		False

People often wonder why I'm standing on top of the mausoleum.
True		False