Are you human?
True		False

Are you male (yes) or female (no)?
True		False

Are you violent?
True		False

Has your memory ever been erased? (Good luck with that one....)
True		False

Do you posess more weapons than a US Army stockpile?
True		False

Are you a fantastic driver?
True		False

Have you ever stolen anything?
True		False

Do you steal things frequently?
True		False

Do you have a criminal record?
True		False

Do you have a soul?
True		False

Do you have siblings?
True		False

Do you live under (yes) or above (no)ground?
True		False

Are you good with computers?
True		False

Are you incredibly smart?
True		False

Book smart?
True		False

Or, are you smart in the way of being able to kill someone a thousand different ways?
True		False

Have you ever studied martial arts?
True		False

Criminal justice?
True		False

Or psycological quarterlies?
True		False

Do people flee from you because of your size?
True		False

Your stench?
True		False

Your paleness?
True		False

Or do they find your glitter green eyeshadow quite attractive?
True		False

Have you ever had encounters with goblins?
True		False