have you ever locked yourself away in a confined space (like, say, a recording studio) for more than 20 days?
True		False

would you cut your hair very short or shave it all off if you were really bored with it long?
True		False

do you drink excessively to the point of crossing that barrier called conciousness?
True		False

do you gurn normally without any need for chemical assistance?
True		False

can you ride a bike? (affiliates of poptones records can skip this question)
True		False

do you currently or have you ever dated an australian?
True		False

have you ever recorded a seminal masterpiece of an lp in a tent?
True		False

do you own an album by guns'n'roses?
True		False

do people occasionally nickname you after pink and cream fluffy 1970s children's television stars?
True		False

hank williams, the first rock'n'roll star right?
True		False

do you have an unhealthy obsession with football?
True		False

have you ever, or will you ever shout at a flight attendant?
True		False

were you in a really great band in the 80s?
True		False

do you think you will ever settle down and have children?
True		False

smoking, it's a dirty, filthy habit isn't it? *cough*
True		False

can you shake your groove thing and not look remotely like a seal?
True		False

would you rather smoke a joint than snort a line?
True		False

do you wash your hair less than once a fortnight?
True		False

do you think 'give out but don't give up' is a good album?
True		False

have you ever been on a nine pill nibble? (you'll know if you have)
True		False

if i questioned your politics, would you be able to write me a 13 page essay on the subject?
True		False

would you set fire to a piece of musical equipment if you hated it?
True		False

have you ever sung 'cocksucker blues' by the rolling stones to some nurses while having your leg stitched up?
True		False

tony blair, a dick eh?
True		False