Are you a student activites worker?
True		False

Do you often speak of yourself in the third person?
True		False

Are you a THON Chair or future THON chair?
True		False

Are you from a latin american country?
True		False

Are you in SGA?
True		False

Have you ever worked in the bloodsucking bookstore?
True		False

Do you have a tendency to swear constantly?
True		False

Do you play Mario Kart?
True		False

Do you suck at Mario Kart?
True		False

Are you tired a lot?
True		False

Tired enough to sleep on the SAS couch?
True		False

Do you look at fat people porn on the SGA computer?
True		False

Do you wear a THON bracelet?
True		False

Do you steal other peoples THON bracelets?
True		False

Do people tend to refer to you as "the Lackinator"
True		False

Do you have a tendency to say "you suck at life!"?
True		False

Hvae you ever lived in Texas?
True		False

Are you attracted to another SAS person?
True		False

Are you a Commuter?
True		False

Are you a RA or potential RA?
True		False

Do you often seem to be insane?
True		False

Are you secretly the OSS (office supply stealer)?
True		False

Do you spend more than 12 hours a week in the SAS?
True		False

Are you a freshman (chronologically)?
True		False