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This quiz tests How fat are you? The magic 8 ball says, "You are fat and to fat you shall return" Humor Knowledge Quizzes, Trivia, IQ Tests
This Humor IQ Quiz is based upon the selector How fat are you? by Scrabllies.
Test your knowledge of:
The magic 8 ball says, "You are fat and to fat you shall return"

Show what you know by answering true or false to the following. Answer ''false'' if neither applies or if you're not sure. Your score will be calculated on the next page.

Your first question is below.


Honestly, do you consider yourself fat or thin (yes=fat, no=thin)?
True False

Do you like fat?
True False

Do you like shoes?
True False

Are you a moron?
True False

When you look at yourself in the mirror, do you see a ball or a toothpick (yes=ball, no=toothpick)?
True False

What do you prefer protons or neutrons (yes=proton, no=neutron)?
True False

How many food do you have (yes=a lot, no=a little, not sure=this is stupid)?
True False

Do you play Sims?
True False

Do you like the Simpsons (tv)?
True False

Is yo momma fat?
True False

Is your dog fat?
True False

Do you like saying poop?
True False

Is your wallet fat, but you don't have much money in it?
True False

Are you from Fatland?
True False

Do you know what fat is in Spanish?
True False

?Que hora es? (yes=i am fat, no=i am not fat)
True False

Do you like listening to heavy metal or light metal (yes=heavy, no=light)?
True False

Is your hair fat?
True False

Are you in any way fat, large, obese, overwieght, heavy, unthin, the opposite of toothpick, round, circular, spherical, oblate spherical, or just simply a schmuck?
True False

Are you a schmack or a schmuck (yes=schmack, no=schmuck)?
True False

Do your cheekbones hurt?
True False

Do you kickbox?
True False

Do you prefer to say haha or heehee (yes=haha, no=heehee, not sure=chabookee)?
True False

Do you think this test has anything to do with fatness or thinness?
True False

Now that you have answered all the questions, continue to the Show Me My Score button below.

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