Honestly, do you consider yourself fat or thin (yes=fat, no=thin)?
True		False

Do you like fat?
True		False

Do you like shoes?
True		False

Are you a moron?
True		False

When you look at yourself in the mirror, do you see a ball or a toothpick (yes=ball, no=toothpick)?
True		False

What do you prefer protons or neutrons (yes=proton, no=neutron)?
True		False

How many food do you have (yes=a lot, no=a little, not sure=this is stupid)?
True		False

Do you play Sims?
True		False

Do you like the Simpsons (tv)?
True		False

Is yo momma fat?
True		False

Is your dog fat?
True		False

Do you like saying poop?
True		False

Is your wallet fat, but you don't have much money in it?
True		False

Are you from Fatland?
True		False

Do you know what fat is in Spanish?
True		False

?Que hora es? (yes=i am fat, no=i am not fat)
True		False

Do you like listening to heavy metal or light metal (yes=heavy, no=light)?
True		False

Is your hair fat?
True		False

Are you in any way fat, large, obese, overwieght, heavy, unthin, the opposite of toothpick, round, circular, spherical, oblate spherical, or just simply a schmuck?
True		False

Are you a schmack or a schmuck (yes=schmack, no=schmuck)?
True		False

Do your cheekbones hurt?
True		False

Do you kickbox?
True		False

Do you prefer to say haha or heehee (yes=haha, no=heehee, not sure=chabookee)?
True		False

Do you think this test has anything to do with fatness or thinness?
True		False