You haven't said a single word in your whole life
True		False

You frequently get kidnapped by various monstrousities
True		False

You would very much like to rule the world
True		False

You DO rule the world, or at least a major part of it
True		False

You might very well be the wisest man alive
True		False

You like eating rocks
True		False

You are currently using a false identity
True		False

You have devoted your life to watch over some green, immortal, forest-dwelling kids
True		False

You are almost unspeakeably ugly
True		False

You are beyond any doubt the fatest person in your country
True		False

You can carry an almost infinte amount of items without as much as a backpack
True		False

You have extremly potent magical powers, that you never think of using
True		False

If you would find yourself dying, you could always save yourself by turning into something huge and pig-like
True		False

Right now, you live at the bottom of the ocean
True		False

You're a Sage and you know it
True		False

You keep calling your buddies "sworn brothers"
True		False

You often disappear in mysterious and tremendously annoying ways
True		False

You are at least 60 feet tall
True		False

You've got a shovel
True		False

You are, at least partially, blue
True		False