Do you have a crush on a little green frog?
True		False

Do you have a friend who happens to be an 8-legged grubworm?
True		False

Are you 3 apples tall?
True		False

Have your perfected "The Stare"?
True		False

Can you talk to animals?
True		False

Can you jump in and out of storybooks?
True		False

Is our name Alvin, Simon, or Theodore?
True		False

Are you disgustingly rich? So rich that you swim in your money bin everyday?
True		False

Were you recently enrolled in Galaxy High?
True		False

Is it your mission in life to make little children happy?
True		False

Is your grandpa over 100 years old?
True		False

Do you get harassed by stinky trolls?
True		False

Do you look nothing like your father?
True		False

Is your best friend a pony?
True		False

Do you tend to dress in a specific color?
True		False

Do you have three twin nephews?
True		False

Do you have a cousin who's an elephant?
True		False

Do you rely on the basic morals of bravery, trust, honesty, friendship, and wisdom?
True		False

Do you own a pair of white sneakers?
True		False

Do you find yourself muttering the words, "Wokka Wokka Woka"?
True		False