First off... are you an idiot?
True		False

Do you often say 'wassssssupppppppp?' - exactly like that?
True		False

When you get out of the shower, do you often dry off quite a bit before even using a towel?
True		False

True		False

Do people call you Papa or Daddy or anything else signifying your father figureness? It doesn't count if they're your children, by the way.
True		False

Do you listen to Rap?
True		False

Are you Italian?
True		False

Do you like to brag about your skill in chess (whether or not that skill is real)?
True		False

When you meet a new friend, is s/he imaginary more often than not?
True		False

When you greet someone, do you often say "well hello, silly!"?
True		False

Do you lack... certain, er, special attributes of your gender? (Interpret at will).
True		False

Are your "brothers" not really related to you in any way?
True		False

Do you drink a lot of water?
True		False

So... do you find yourself constantly kissing others' behinds? LIterally or figuratively.
True		False

Did you fail to shower this morning?
True		False

Do people often gag when entering your room?
True		False

Are you kind of pale?
True		False

Do you dislike that phrase: "Sticks and stones can break my bones, but words can never hurt me?"
True		False

Do you like to make noises with your mouth (and other parts of your body), while acting out scenes from Star Wars?
True		False

Do people often call you gay, when in reality, you're not?
True		False

Don't you just want to slap these people?!
True		False

Would you prefer it if I called you Padrino?
True		False

Are you often accused of being a terrorist?
True		False

Did you find these questions offensive at all?
True		False